You know ur gettin old when:
- Your type of music is found in the golden oldies section
- You start sentences with "When I was your age..."
- You go outside to get the paper and dont know how you got there
- You start wearin suspenders
- Someone you dont know accidently calls you "Grandma" or "Grandpa" at the mall.
- A cop pulls you over and says "Ms, your drivers license expired in 1969...."
- your driving and you hear people yelling "HURRY UP OLD LADY" of "HURRY UP YOU OLD GIZZARD!"
- You forget how to tie your shoes.
- You start to hear voices in your heads.
- Your favorite tv show is playing on Dejavu
- The stars in your favorite movie/tv show are long past dead.
- Your permenant teeth start to fall out.
- You stop going to the dentist because you can clean your dentures at home
- You need your food to be mushed for you
